819 Billion. I’m Super Serial.
Do you have any idea how much money that IS?! Let’s look past the $500-$1000 rebates available to illegal immigrants in the Messiah, Princess Pelosi, and Prince Harry’s new stimulus package. Let’s put a blindfold on before our eyes are exposed to the text that explains how money is going to condoms, contraceptives and the funding of free abortions. I’m just excited about the $400 million dollars going to the study of global warming. Al Gore would be so proud. Not only did he beat out a Holocaust survivor and hero for the Nobel Peace Prize by touring with a PowerPoint presentation, but his cause has now been included in this newest “PORK-ulus” package.
A growing number of scientists are beginning to doubt that there even is such thing as Man-Made Global Warming. With record low temperatures all over the globe,
scientists are now figuring that the warming was just part of the natural ebbs and flows of the globe’s climate. So, because Al Gore is so much smarter than scientists… let’s do what we’ve been doing for the past few years. Get a good ol’ handful of cash and throw it at the problem. It works. Right, Nancy?
As taxpayers, we now own banks, investment companies, mortgage companies, huge auto manufacturers, and now: global warming. What? You don’t want to spend your hard earned dollars bailing out corrupt firms, corporations, and failing businesses? Too bad. Your government has made that choice for you. If you don’t like it… you can’t just sit there. Write you senators and representatives. It’s a lot of money we don’t have for programs we don’t need, and the children and grandchildren of America will be paying for it in the future. Sad.