Obama Retakes The Oath of Office

Barack Obama had to retake the oath of office after Justice Roberts mixed up some of the words. We have the first accurate transcription of the debacle:

Justice Roberts: Repeat after me.

President Obama: You mean now?

Roberts: No. After I start the oath. Okay?

Obama: I think so.

Roberts: Should I count to three, then start?

Obama: No, just start.

Roberts: I, Barack Hussein Obama…

Obama: You’re Justice Roberts.

Roberts: Dammit, Barack!

Obama: Dammit, Barack!

Roberts: Do solemnly swear that I will…

Obama: Do swallowly snare that I will…

Roberts: Um. Right. Faithfully execute the office of President of the United States…

Obama: Faithfully execute the President of the United States…

Roberts: You can’t say that. That’s illegal.

Obama: You can’t say that. That’s illegal.

Roberts: Aw, f**k it. You’re the President.

Obama: Score! Aw hell yeah. Let’s go get a taco!

 

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