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Obama Retakes The Oath of Office

January 28, 2009

Barack Obama had to retake the oath of office after Justice Roberts mixed up some of the words. We have the first accurate transcription of the debacle:

Justice Roberts: Repeat after me.

President Obama: You mean now?

Roberts: No. After I start the oath. Okay?

Obama: I think so.

Roberts: Should I count to three, then start?

Obama: No, just start.

Roberts: I, Barack Hussein Obama…

Obama: You’re Justice Roberts.

Roberts: Dammit, Barack!

Obama: Dammit, Barack!

Roberts: Do solemnly swear that I will…

Obama: Do swallowly snare that I will…

Roberts: Um. Right. Faithfully execute the office of President of the United States…

Obama: Faithfully execute the President of the United States…

Roberts: You can’t say that. That’s illegal.

Obama: You can’t say that. That’s illegal.

Roberts: Aw, f**k it. You’re the President.

Obama: Score! Aw hell yeah. Let’s go get a taco!

 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. MuzikPhreak permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:34 pm

    Yay!! Amy’s back!!

  2. liberalisntamy permalink*
    January 29, 2009 4:30 pm

    Yes. Yes she is.
    =]

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